The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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