I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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