She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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