I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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