Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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