He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Why is there bacon in the couch?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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