My hand turned me down
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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