A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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