therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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