I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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