Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
No subtext here. People are naked.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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