did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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