Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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