who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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