did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize
