Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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