in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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