Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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