The brown eye won't let me do that either.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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