yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
