PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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