Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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