3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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