I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
that is very illegal...i love you.
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