I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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