This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The beer is more important than you right now.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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