Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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