How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
sarcasm needs its own font
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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