She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
