Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just high enough for therapy.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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