im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
