I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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