Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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