just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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