I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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