Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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