Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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