i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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