living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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