I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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