i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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