Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
