if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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