There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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