belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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