if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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