the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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