my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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