we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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