we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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