He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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