i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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